“Bachelorette” is episode nine of season two of Harley Quinn.
Harley and Ivy are heading to Themyscira on an invisible plane (not bird-friendly). They’re beginning their descent and the flight attendant reminds any men present that dare enter the island will be killed on arrival. Harley has some stuff for Ivy for her bachelorette party. She then checks on the other girls. Mrs Freeze, who knows it was a pity invite for Harley killing her husband. Harley says that technically, he killed himself. Jennifer, who went to kindergarten with Ivy and wants to be maid of honour. And Catwoman, who plans to catnap through much of the weekend. Harley wants to make this weekend the best of Ivy’s life.
Using an invisible van (also not bird-friendly) that drive to be greeted by Eris (named after the goddess of Discord?). Ivy thinks this is oddly corporate for the Amazons. Eris says the economy has been booming since Wonder Woman disappeared. Harley is over excited about the weekend. Perhaps over-compensating for her feelings. To the extent that Ivy notices it. As does Catwoman, who says she’s truly embarrassed for Harley She and Ivy hooked up, didn’t they? Harley admits they kissed. She’s glad to have someone to talk about it to. Catwoman doesn’t want to talk about it. And Harley is protesting a little too strongly.
As they wait for Ivy, the other three are moaning until Ivy loses it and tells them they will act as if they are enjoying themselves. They act as if they are at dinner. Ivy says every one of her awful friends is having fun; Harley has done the impossible. Eris comes over with Queen Hippolyta; the island is going to be the premier resort for A-listers. The queen says she is very onboard with this. She sounds under the influence of something. They ask if there’s anything else to do. A list is given and when they Eris gets to Hedonikka, a tiny island with men, Harley chooses that.
At Hedonikka, Jennifer starts getting into it. And Mrs Freeze is getting over her widowhood. Ivy knows that everyone was pretending to be happy at the restaurant. Now, they actually are. Harley is her best friend. And they wake up the next morning in the same bed, not wearing anything. Ivy freaks out. There’s no way off the island, though. They decide not to do it again. Well, Ivy does and Harley agrees – though Harley’s feelings are not going away. And Harley has a big surprise to cap off the weekend.
Meanwhile, Frank the Plant, Clayface and Kite Man are doing a jigsaw on the deck of a boat whilst King Shark is inside. The open sea was his home. He left for unspecified reasons he doesn’t want to go into. Then a lobster climbs onboard. Looking for King Shark – real name Nanaue. The lobster, Samson, tells King Shark he must come home to marry Tabitha. King Shark is heir to the throne of the shark kingdom, but left because he didn’t want an arranged marriage.
He agrees to go with Samson, though. King Shark says he’s a land shark now. Samson says nothing beats deep sea living. King Shark wants him to name one thing. Samson launches into a musical number about how deep-sea living allows you to defecate anywhere. King Shark is unconvinced. Samson says if he doesn’t marry Tabitha, hundreds of thousands might die and two proud shark bloodlines will become extinct. King Shark thinks that would have been a better focus for the song.